Because absolutely no one asked...
Breakdown of Grumpy Gamer visitors by country:
28% United States
15% Germany
10% United Kingdom
5% Sweden
5% Canada
3% Australia
3% Spain
3% Italy
3% France
2% Netherlands
2% Argentina
2% Finland
2% Austria
2% Norway
1% Denmark
1% Switzerland
Everyone else was less than 1%. Come on Estonia, you know you want it.
Here are the top 50 countries ranked after adjusting for population:
1 Norway
2 Iceland
3 Finland
4 Ireland
5 Sweden
6 Canada
7 Australia
8 United Kingdom
9 New Zealand
10 Denmark
11 United States
12 Austria
13 Germany
14 Netherlands
15 Switzerland
16 Israel
17 Spain
18 Slovenia
19 Singapore
20 Estonia
21 Hungary
22 Belgium
23 Uruguay
24 Italy
25 Croatia
26 Czech Republic
27 Greece
28 Argentina
29 Slovakia
30 Portugal
31 France
32 Republic of Korea
33 Bulgaria
34 Poland
35 Romania
36 Hong Kong
37 Chile
38 Venezuela
39 Malaysia
40 Japan
41 Mexico
42 Brazil
43 Peru
44 Russia
45 Turkey
46 Philippines
47 Ecuador
48 Ukraine
49 China
50 India
Does Iceland require it's citizens to own classic adventure games?
Your Comment:

Other people's comments:
Posted by FirC0n3 on Mar 28, 2008 ten to ten am
Posted by Chikilicuatre on Mar 28, 2008 ten to ten am
Posted by Petruza on Mar 28, 2008 five to ten am
We are the only 3rd world country in the list. Yeah!
That shows how much Monkey Island is appreciated down here.
Scandinavians: in your face! :D ( except sweden )
Posted by Ives Castagnino on Mar 29, 2008 quarter to eight am
Posted by Kimari on Mar 29, 2008 twenty five to midnight
Though I never expected to see Argentina with more than 0.1% of the total. I'll be visiting the site more just to buff up that number! :)
Posted by Martin on Mar 30, 2008 half past nine am
Posted by Cesar on Mar 30, 2008 six pm
and three that read the same book
If Ron creates a list adjusting for number of computers we probably rank second!
César, the Argentinian.
Posted by Santiago on Mar 31, 2008 twenty to six am
we're a bunch of grog-drinking old-school gamers renegades here in Argentina!
Hi mom I'm in the pie chart!
Posted by slaytanic on Apr 7, 2008 twenty past ten pm
Posted by Uwe on Mar 28, 2008 ten am
We're best Grumpy Gamer visitors (USA is noncompetitive).
We're Germany.
Posted by purpurtentacle on Mar 28, 2008 ten am
Posted by Anonymous on Mar 30, 2008 five past nine am
Posted by Itamar Schefi on Apr 5, 2008 five past noon
Posted by Sam on Mar 28, 2008 ten am
Aguante Argentina carajo!!
Los putos de Dinamarca se la comen, blandengues jugadores de FPS.
Petruza vamo a festejar con Grog!
Posted by Chikilicuatre on Mar 28, 2008 five past ten am
A ver si el gordunflo este se pone ya a currar de verdad y saca el juego ese, ya basta de tocarse los webos, que queremos algo bueno.
Posted by Majus on Mar 28, 2008 ten past ten am
Posted by Ron Gilbert on Mar 28, 2008 eleven am
Posted by Kasper Aae on Mar 28, 2008 eleven am
Posted by Majus on Mar 28, 2008 quarter to noon
Posted by LipeCau on Mar 28, 2008 twenty five past two pm
Posted by Jean-Paul Lapointe on Mar 28, 2008 quarter to noon
Posted by Spanish on Mar 28, 2008 twenty five past ten am
Posted by DAGO on Mar 28, 2008 half past ten am
On second thought... Leave me alone! I thought I was unique!
Posted by Ives Castagnino on Mar 29, 2008 ten to eight am
Posted by Demian on Mar 28, 2008 quarter to eleven am
Posted by Tobias on Mar 28, 2008 five to eleven am
Posted by Pronto on Mar 28, 2008 five past eleven am
Kas me oleme siis seitsmeteistkümnendal kohal?
Posted by kitzkar on Mar 28, 2008 twenty past eleven am
Oh and Romania wants it too.
Posted by Omroth on Mar 28, 2008 half past eleven am
Posted by tenochtitlan on Mar 28, 2008 twenty to noon
This was a triumph...
Posted by graeme on Mar 28, 2008 ten to one pm
Posted by Suro on Mar 31, 2008 twenty past six am
Posted by xavdazk on Mar 28, 2008 ten to noon
Gilbert, capo.
Posted by Ives Castagnino on Mar 29, 2008 five to eight am
Posted by L33tfella_H on Mar 28, 2008 noon
Show me the love <3
Posted by Scythe-man on Mar 28, 2008 quarter past noon
I doesn't know that Ron Gilbert had a own Block
Thanks GIGA and Felix Rick
And I believe
German had just the 2nd place because GIGA-TV
Posted by Dirk on Apr 2, 2008 ten to five am
This page is well known in the adventure scene.
Posted by eloj on Mar 28, 2008 twenty past noon
Posted by Marc on Mar 28, 2008 twenty past noon
No one needs Giga-TV! We only have this great flavor...
Ohhh... look behind you, a three-headed monkey!
*take the cake*
*eat the united states*
Who's your daddy? :D
Greetings from Hanover,
Marc
Posted by Marc on Mar 28, 2008 twenty past noon
Wir haben es einfach drauf :P Niemand braucht Giga, wir brauchen nur unseren Gilbii (: Bleibt den Adventuren treu!
Adventure-Fans gegen Hirnlos-Shooter :D
Grüße aus dem schönen Hannover,
Marc
Posted by Petruza on Mar 28, 2008 quarter to one pm
JAJA que argentinisimo ridículo.
Aguante Ron, cuba libre y ferne con cola, vieja!
Guarda boludo, atrás tuyo! un mono con tres sabiolas!
Posted by Ives Castagnino on Mar 29, 2008 five to eight am
Posted by slaytanic on Apr 7, 2008 twenty past ten pm
Posted by The Spoony Hou on Mar 28, 2008 five to one pm
Even worse, Argentina is there!
:(
Posted by gorba um dia coloca o S on Mar 28, 2008 twenty to eleven pm
Posted by Gus Fune on Mar 29, 2008 ten past nine am
Posted by gorba on Mar 31, 2008 twenty five to eleven pm
Posted by Chalito on Mar 29, 2008 twenty five past four pm
Posted by Rafa on Mar 28, 2008 one pm
El pais de las cacerolas cantantes.
mmmm pie, can i have some?
Posted by Abelo on Mar 28, 2008 five past one pm
Petruza, as an Spanish speaker, I'm ashamed of you.
Posted by Petruza on Mar 28, 2008 twenty past one pm
Besides the post is all about countries and ranks, what would you want to talk about?
And I'm really deeply concerned about you being ashamed of me. Really. A lot. Tons of.
Posted by Chikilicuatre on Mar 28, 2008 twenty five past one pm
Posted by 7U15MK on Mar 28, 2008 twenty five to two pm
Posted by MakrO on Mar 28, 2008 twenty past two pm
greetings from Hamburg, Germany
PS.: who needs GigaTV to find this blog, if you're dedicated enough and tried to use google(duh) it would've been the first link you would've found...can't fucking stand that strange tvstation anyways, maybe I'm too old to find that hipsters journalists even a little bit funnier/entertaining than my dried out plants in front of my window...
Posted by LipeCau on Mar 28, 2008 twenty past two pm
Posted by Manji on Mar 28, 2008 half past two pm
:)
Posted by gnome on Mar 28, 2008 five to three pm
Posted by Glorifindel on Mar 28, 2008 ten past three pm
Posted by kraps on Mar 28, 2008 twenty five past three pm
Look behind you, Ron, it's trójglowa malpa!!!
Posted by Novack on Mar 28, 2008 five to four pm
Im from Argentina, and the harsh language and behaviour of my fellow... idiots here, is beacuse of the typical brain damage due to the lack of food on the first years of life. For a moment I felt proud. After reading those posts, I whished that 2% be less...
But yeah, those adventures signed a generation of people here.
Posted by Sam on Mar 28, 2008 twenty five past four pm
You can't even properly spell "BECAUSE", you are not worthy of the PIE. Get out of here, majareta.
My regards to all the international pals who did spoke on their own languages.
Posted by Novack on Mar 28, 2008 five to five pm
...
Maybe your sense of patriotism cames about insulting scandinavians. Thats another brain damage problem, but its from birth.
Posted by Ives Castagnino on Mar 29, 2008 five past eight am
Ustedes son la segunda cabeza de mono más grande que vi en la vida...
Posted by Jacob on Mar 28, 2008 half past four pm
Posted by Florian on Mar 28, 2008 five to six pm
Cheers!!
Posted by knurd on Apr 30, 2008 ten to six am
Posted by TANDRO on Mar 28, 2008 five past six pm
Posted by DivX on Mar 28, 2008 twenty five to seven pm
I think the same TANDRO ;)
Posted by Wunar on Mar 28, 2008 five past seven pm
Posted by Nacho on Mar 28, 2008 five to nine pm
Posted by Grant Yeager on Mar 31, 2008 half past three pm
Hmm,that reminds me, this wasnt really a question about the breadth of the translated releases, just if they were :P Darn collecting obsessions, lol
Posted by Marcelo Bonaroti Bahia on Mar 28, 2008 twenty to eleven pm
Porra! Cabem umas 4 argentinas no BRASIL e ainda assim esses pau no cu ganham da gente!
Pelo menos o Pele eh melhor que o Maradona!
Maricons!
^^^^Nao me levem a serio
Posted by LipeCau on Mar 29, 2008 five past nine am
Posted by Kolzig on Mar 29, 2008 quarter past midnight
Finland is 3rd when looking by population. :D
Posted by Leon on Mar 29, 2008 twenty five past midnight
Damit Argentina won again...
Posted by Ives Castagnino on Mar 29, 2008 half past eight am
Posted by Someone on Mar 30, 2008 twenty past ten am
either you wanted to say something i didn't get or you didn't take the geography class hahahaha
Posted by Ives Castagnino on Mar 31, 2008 five to five am
Posted by Leon on Mar 31, 2008 ten to three pm
Posted by Someone on Mar 31, 2008 ten to eleven pm
Posted by Ives Castagnino on Apr 5, 2008 quarter to nine pm
Posted by toni on Mar 29, 2008 ten past one am
Posted by happy_dappy_faggy on Mar 29, 2008 twenty to three am
Posted by happy_dappy_faggy on Mar 29, 2008 twenty past noon
Posted by Ives Castagnino on Mar 31, 2008 five am
Posted by panang on Mar 29, 2008 ten to four am
Posted by gonçalo on Mar 29, 2008 four am
Posted by rt on Mar 29, 2008 twenty five to five am
Posted by Chris M on Mar 29, 2008 ten to eleven pm
So as you can see, I was born just to play these games. :p
<]=)
Posted by rt on Mar 31, 2008 midnight
Posted by Gord Allott on Mar 29, 2008 twenty past five am
P.S. please never actually make a pie, you could poison thousands with ingredients like that.
Posted by RazorBlade79 on Mar 29, 2008 six am
By the way if you are a statistics man, try to calculate the percentage of the population of said countries compared to visitors (that way germany would probably be #1 :P ) This was a competition, wasn't it? ;)
Posted by Pandan on Mar 29, 2008 twenty five past six am
Posted by Augusto on Mar 29, 2008 ten past seven am
Somos varios!!! ;)
Posted by Ukyo on Mar 31, 2008 eight pm
Yay for Argentine grumpy gamers!
Posted by Lemonhead on Mar 29, 2008 twenty five past seven am
1. Conversations: We don't talk much. To have a couple of choices instead of limitless possibilities to say anything is extremely relaxing to us.
2. Subtitling: Text instead of speach is second nature to us. Thats how we have been wathing movies and TV for decades.
3. The pace. What can i say, we're not an actionpacked people.
4. The puzzles, we're good at them.
5. We're mostly grumpy, just like Ron.
Posted by Pandan on Mar 29, 2008 twenty to eight am
Posted by Ives Castagnino on Mar 29, 2008 ten past eight am
Posted by Pandan on Mar 29, 2008 half past eight am
Welcome to the family!
Posted by Ives Castagnino on Mar 29, 2008 twenty five to nine am
So, who's our president and how do we ask for the bathroom?
Posted by Pandan on Mar 29, 2008 twenty to nine am
Posted by Novack on Mar 31, 2008 twenty five to eight pm
Posted by Ives Castagnino on Apr 2, 2008 twenty past ten am
Posted by Lemonhead on Mar 29, 2008 nine am
Posted by Pandan on Mar 29, 2008 five past nine am
Don't you want to be able to say that?
Posted by Gus Fune on Mar 29, 2008 ten past nine am
Unless...Iceland is Monkey Island.
That must be the secret!
Posted by Martin on Mar 30, 2008 twenty to ten am
I don't know what, but I think you may have something here...
Posted by Lemonhead on Mar 29, 2008 quarter past nine am
Jag vill bli Pirat. [ja:g vil bli: pi:r'a:t]
Posted by Pandan on Mar 29, 2008 quarter past nine am
Posted by Tobias on Mar 29, 2008 twenty past nine am
As the upper list states that 28% of the visitors are from the US and 15% are from Germany, Germany should be above the US in the lower list. The number of German visitors is about two times bigger than the number of US visitors relative to the countries' populations.
Correct me if I'm wrong.
Posted by matthias on Mar 29, 2008 twenty past eleven am
22 Belgium
:-)
but I guess most of my visits arent counted as I read though Google's feed reader...
Posted by Solarstorm on Mar 29, 2008 five to noon
Germany on 2...nice!
Posted by Bigger on Mar 29, 2008 ten past noon
Posted by Fedex on Mar 29, 2008 twenty five past two pm
Posted by Fedex on Mar 29, 2008 ten to four pm
Posted by lurenwist on Mar 29, 2008 ten past four pm
Posted by Gastón on Mar 29, 2008 eight pm
But the important thing here is that now i wanna be swede too, didnt know it was so easy.
Posted by Somos más argentinos on Mar 29, 2008 ten past eight pm
Y los argentinos somos más de 2% en tu mugrosa página!
Saludos!!
Aguante Roger Wilco!
Posted by Mriceguy on Mar 30, 2008 five past two am
Posted by JohnnyW on Mar 30, 2008 five to five am
Posted by JohnnyW on Mar 30, 2008 five to five am
Posted by Hoffmann on Mar 30, 2008 five to eight am
Posted by Gorba on Apr 1, 2008 twenty past two pm
That one is OURS!!!!!
Posted by Conradson on Mar 30, 2008 quarter to ten am
Only 3% for France :( I'll move to Norway...
Posted by mulayim on Mar 30, 2008 two pm
Posted by krustyDC on Mar 30, 2008 half past four pm
Posted by Mait on Mar 30, 2008 twenty five to six pm
if you write it, we will come.
Posted by Mxy on Mar 30, 2008 quarter to eleven pm
Posted by Juan on Apr 21, 2008 five to four pm
Ron Gilbert rules!!!!
(or some other over excited afirmation of devotion)
Posted by Dolav Nitay on Mar 31, 2008 five to one am
Posted by Darnn on Apr 2, 2008 twenty past three pm
Posted by Guido on Mar 31, 2008 ten past nine am
there are few but good MI fans here.
Posted by Leon on Mar 31, 2008 five to ten am
Posted by eddiepvr on Apr 19, 2008 twenty five to seven pm
BUT I HAVE SOMETHING YOU all guys from all countries maybe don't have, is we have our own Monkey Island Ship... well, note really, but in Puerto Vallarta there's a... a very true pirate ship replica!! i'ts called Marigalante and they do run a pirate show tour... good dinner... if you ever come here, go!!!
Posted by eddiepvr on Apr 19, 2008 twenty to seven pm
Posted by Guido on May 5, 2008 one am
Posted by Mogorron on Mar 31, 2008 ten to noon
Posted by JPi on Mar 31, 2008 quarter past one pm
:D
The four "F" of life: Fighting, Feeding, Fleeing and... reproduction...
Las 3 "C" de la vida: Comer, Cagar, Coger!!
Posted by Novack on Mar 31, 2008 twenty to eight pm
(excellent...)
Posted by Narcogen on Mar 31, 2008 ten to nine pm
I have to start clicking reload more often...
Posted by MakhroN on Apr 11, 2008 ten to ten am
just kidding :D
Posted by fabianist on Mar 31, 2008 twenty past nine pm
Posted by Ryu on Apr 26, 2008 twenty five to seven am
Posted by Tormod on Apr 1, 2008 quarter to four am
PS. April Fools day was probably what happened to Escape from Monkey Island.
PPS. When will Monkey Island 4 be made?
Posted by Captain Beaver on Apr 3, 2008 ten past eight am
Posted by Francisco Andrades Grassi on Apr 1, 2008 quarter past eight am
Posted by fr0d0b0ls0n on Apr 1, 2008 twenty five to midnight
You know, the monkey wrench puzzle has no solution in Spanish. Is called "llave inglesa" (literally english key) here. We demand an english pianist with some tea instead of a banana :P
Posted by Guy on Apr 3, 2008 twenty to one am
Therefore, I kindly ask you to transfer 1 person in the breakdown from Germany to Israel and adjust the pie chart accordingly.
I believe that the Germans will not raise any problems with this change, because they are still trying to compensate for the past.
Posted by MakhroN on Apr 11, 2008 ten to ten am
Otherwise I should've to feel bad all day for all crimes of humanity against humanity, since I don't care much for national borders .We're all humans, right?
sincerly,
some german that is pissed of bein told that his ancestors sucked ass
Posted by Bravopunk on May 4, 2008 five past three pm
Funny, how serious you took his comment^^
This comment was brought to you by a little meaningless spot in Germany. Me, the incredible Bravopunk.
Posted by Dimtri on Apr 3, 2008 twenty five to eleven am
Posted by Levi / Garden of Eyes on Apr 7, 2008 half past four pm
Well, glad to be a part of it and be able to contribute to make it at least 2%!
All the best from Tilburg, NL!!!
Keep it up Ron. I know there's enough Monkey Island fans round here..
Levi
Posted by murderous_tree on Apr 9, 2008 five past two am
And yes, it is a country for those who did not know.
Sigh
Posted by Juan on Apr 14, 2008 five past one pm
oh. i´m from argentina too. it seems like we are much more than 2%
Posted by Patrick on Apr 25, 2008 three am
Has a lot to do with the great german translation of the old Lucasarts- Games, especially the Monkey Island games and Day of the Tentacle.
Thanks to Heinrich "Heini" Lenhardt and Boris "Doc Bobo" Schneider, who've done a great work.
If you need a translator for your DeathSpank- Project, call me :)
Posted by Railmore on May 1, 2008 twenty five to two am
Posted by Alejo on May 12, 2008 half past eight am
i want MI3!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Pantufla on May 13, 2008 twenty to eight am
Como lo hicimos el 100% de los Argentinos por los 90´s.
Luego, algunos compramos el original... pero SABELO, fotocopiamos los discos de seguridad :D
Posted by Murderous_Tree on May 13, 2008 twenty five past four pm
Posted by Alejo on May 17, 2008 quarter to six pm
i made a picture with the cd. is on my desk
Que juegasso!!!
(me vino con la placa de sonido o de video no me acuerdo....corria el año 93....me pongo melancolico...)